pax

heat wave in nyc, means freakin hot and humid
so for lunch i figured i would buy myself the largest bottle of water
i could find
then keep it and refill it
at work, home, etc
so i go to a deli
large bottle $5, yea right
medium bottle $3, ok whatev
buy sandwich
sit down to eat by myself, jus lovin it
lunch date with candace on the phone (missin grams)
she hangs up on me/her phone dies
go to drink water and the bottle is half empty
wtf?!?
puddle on table and everything soaked
equals hole in the bottom of the bottle
debate for 5 seconds
go up to lady at register and tell her the whole story
she says, 'you sure you didnt just drink it all'
umm...
then she says 'didnt you buy that like 30min ago'
seriously
i showed her by squeezing the bottle, until it just about sprayed all over her
so i got a new bottle of water
and then i drank half
should have went up to her and been like look it did it again
nah

tomorrow im gonna have a french fry burger
wit a side of fries
jk, only in nola